Samishikatta dake desu
Naita riyuu wa sore dake
Demo yoku aru koto desu
Hitori kiri saretaku nai
Kokoro no balance wo koi no sei de kuzushiteru
Anata wo omou no wa watashi dake no yume desuka?
Suki yo, suki dakara kowai
lma mou hitori no wagamama iu jibun ga iru kara
Motto aitai yo, atte hoshii yo
Demo, dame demo ii no yo
Zutto soba ni itte hoshii no ni
Demo, tsumetaku shichau yo
Motto aitai yo, dakedo ne
Watashi ga futari koko ni iru
Zutto hitori no sakamichi de
Dareka wo matteta
Kitto saiteta himawari wo shinjiteta sei
Taiyo wa tokimeki wo sekasu kedo
Hanbun wa mayotte itakute
Katahou no kutsu dake wo nuida
Mou nido to modorenai michi wo furi muite
Omoide ni dekitara sukoshi dake atatakai
Kimochi ni naritai
Mou ichido ano natsu no kaze wo oikakete
Omoidashite mitai daisukina shounen ga
Te wo furu aozora
Three!
Two!
One!
Are you all dead out there?!
By unanimous vote!
The Fireball Punch!
The School Spirits' Top Ten!
Wha...?
What is this?!
lt's the most popular show in the spirit world.
Every week they announce the most popular school spirit!
l've been sending them postcards every single week!
Ten votes for Toilet Hanako!
There's a TV show for the spirit world...?!
This program has been brought to you by the Saito Group.
Building a brighter tomorrow...
...for school spirits.
Oh yeah! All right!
You're behind this...!
And now, the moment you've been waiting for!
We've seen up to No. 2...
...and now we'll continue with our Top Ten!
Only No. 1 is left!
Oh, Nino! Too bad! You're No. 2 again this week!
But l won't dump you!
Gee...thanks.
Well, you may have guessed who number one is!
The dazzling princess of school spirits...
...and No. 1 for 562 weeks in a row...
Toilet Hanako!
Oh, yeah, baby!
My ten votes worked!
This week we're at the Number 3 Municipal Elementary School.
Let's hear from Toilet Hanako on this happy occasion.
Miss Hanako, congratulations on your...
Oh! What's going on in there?!
Mr. Sakusaka? Can you hear me, Mr. Sakusaka?
What happened, Mr. Sakusaka?!!
Mr. Sakusaka!!
Cut to a commercial!
Go to a commercial!
Saito Funeral Services has obituary gifts at prices...
...that get lower every time you die!
Ooh, what's that about?!
Hanako's the princess of school spirits?!
What a joke!
Oh, Michiko. Reiko.
Yes, Mistress Yamiko.
Who's the most graceful and intelligent school spirit?
Mistress Yamiko, of course.
Which of us is most beautiful, and has the best figure?
Mistress Yamiko, of course.
And who deserves to be called the princess of school spirits?
Miss Hanako, of course!
lt's Mistress Yamiko.
Very good.
Um, but the best-known of all is Hanako, though...
Hanako isn't the only...
...school spirit from the toilet!!
She isn't...
We interrupt this program...
...to bring you an update on the assault of the reporter.
l'll use this program to get my name out there.
See for yourselves.
The perp has written her name in blood, on the reporter's back!
And her name is none other than, "Yashiko!"
Ya-Yashiko?!
Do you know this "Yashiko?"
The second character is "mi!"
ldiot! lt's not "Yashiko!"
How sad, that nobody knows about her...
Her writing was pretty bad.
l'll just get myself known!
l'll make sure my name is known throughout the world!
Let's do it, Mistress Yashiko!
OW! OW! OW! Stop! No more!!
Miss Hanako!
Come out and play!
No-can-do!
From today on, this toilet...
...belongs to Miss Yamiko!
That's the truth!
Go, go, Mistress Yamiko!
Stop!
Hey, who's the toilet spirit?
Miss Hanako!
Who's intelligent, has a great body, and is sexy?
Miss Hanako...!
NOT! Who's got the bounciest boobs of all!
Uh, Miss Hanako...?
WRONG!! lt's Yamiko!! Yamiko!! And don't you forget it!!
Oh, no! There's no toilet paper!
lf only Miss Hanako would bring me some paper...
Here, sonny.
Shall l wipe your bum for you?
Thanks, Miss Hanako!
Oh, no. l'm not Miss Hanako.
Then this is a fetish?
l'm Miss Yamiko! l'm toilet Yamiko!
Oh, forgive me for being so vulgar.
l'll show you something beautiful! Free of charge!
Okay!
On to the next toilet, where we'll shout out my glory!
We're right behind you, Mistress Yamiko!
Although it's quite a jog!
My name is Yamiko!
More beautiful than Hanako.
More intelligent than Hanako.
The true princess of the school spirits is Toilet Yamiko!
And that's me!
This is a serious matter.
We cannot overlook it!
That "Yashiko" is behind it, right?
Hm...but...
l've never heard of a school spirit named "Yashiko."
Me either.
Speaking of which.
lt seems to me there used to be a school spirit...
...who kindled an extraordinary rivalry to Hanako.
You can remember her, Red Mantle?
Mm-hm.
But l don't recall it being a cheery name, like Yashiko.
ls "Yashiko" a cheery name?
Yes.
Palm trees [yashi] and lots of sunshine!
Just like Hawaii.
Think so..?
lt seems to me, this rival's name was more gloomy.
What image comes to mind, when you think of darkness?
Darkness [yami]...?
Yes. Darkness reminds me of dark hot pots.
Hot pots remind me of trivets.
Trivets remind me of carpets.
And if you burrow deep into the carpet, there's blackness!
And blackness reminds me of darkness.
That's it!
lt's Yamiko!
Aha! lt's THAT Yamiko!
Yamiko...?
lt was about 1 5 years back.
At the time, there were all kinds of school spirits in the restrooms.
Oharu, Akari, Kinuko, Horai, Michiko, Shinpachi, table # 3...
Oh, sorry. Well, there were lots.
ln our school restroom, there was Hanako and Yamiko.
Their popularity was split among the boys.
Miss Hanako!
Coming!
Miss Yamiko!
But Yamiko was nothing compared to Hanako.
The gap between their popularity became so huge...
...it was almost immeasurable.
Yamiko's name was soon forgotten and blew away like a tumbleweed.
That couldn't have sat too well with Yamiko.
l can't understand how Hanako could be more popular than me!!
Let's compete to see which of us is superior!
But!
She was creamed!
lt can't be...!
l'll repay you for this humiliation, one day!
Don't forget it, girlfriend!
And with that, Yamiko completely disappeared.
But l'd understand...
...if Yamiko was behind this string of incidents.
Because she bears a strong grudge against the name "Hanako."
OH!!
What is it, President?!
Gotta use the restroom.
Oh, excuse me, Giant.
He sure gets distracted easily.
Anyway...
...we won't be able to put up with all this, much longer.
Won't Yamiko just quietly go away, and disappear...?
Yes?
You called?
President of the Holy Student Council.
You must be...!
But anyway...
...if this Miss Yamiko has a grudge against our Miss Hanako...
...won't she be coming to our school?
No need to worry about that.
l'm already here.
Ya-Yamiko!
lt's been a long time, everyone.
Especially you, Hanako.
l didn't forget about you for a single day, these 1 5 years.
l...
...completely forgot.
Fifteen years ago, l gave you my word.
To repay that humiliation!
lf you value this boy's life, you'll compete with me!
Hanako! Don't worry about me!
Don't let this chick provoke you!
"This chick?!" lt's "Miss Yamiko," to you!
ls that withering wad our President?
Looks like it.
The Prez is right. Don't worry about him.
Yeah, we can always find ourselves a new President.
Sure you don't care what happens to him?
Hm?
Well...
lt seems that these badges are the key.
Aah! Don't do that!!
Ow! The pain!
What's wrong?
The boy has a special connection to you spirits...
...through these badges.
lf he were to die, wearing these badges...
...the consequences would be unfathomable!
You've made your point.
l accept your challenge!
Wait!
What, now?!
lt'd be a shame to waste such an interesting challenge on us!
Let's broadcast it on TV!
Tonight's the night!
The showdown of the school spirit princess!
Toilet Hanako vs. Toilet Yamiko!
This will determine their fate!
All right!
Tonight the true princess of the school spirits will be decided!
ln truth, l've been chasing after Miss Hanako for 1 6 years!
l'm Ryudo Kazumi, and here's your familiar commentator...
Tatsugoro Saito!
What are you doing, scaring the zombies?!
To make sure that Miss Hanako doesn't try to back out...
...this person has been taken as hostage!!
Why me...?!
First, will be a test of intellect.
Uh-huh, intellect!
Then physical strength!
Yeah, physical strength!
Then, just a little, sex appeal!
But just a teeny tiny bit...
The two will compete in these three categories!
Yippee! Yippee!
The points will be listed on this board.
Now Mutsuki Asahina...
...will explain the competition!
lt's a pain.
Okay, we'll get an explanation of the competition a little later!
But now, let's meet the competitors!
ln the blue corner, the challenger, Miss Yamiko!
Holy smokes!
O-O-Oh my God!!!
Hey, you on the camera! Pan up faster, would ya?!
This is too much!
Her sleeves have been cut off!
Her ribbon has shrunk!
We've got a better view of her chest than ever before!!
Huge points for this!
These points are tallied by the audience's switches.
Let's see what the defending champion, Miss Hanako...
...makes her appearance in!
Hurry!
Oh, yeah, that's quite a chic raincoat she's wearing...!
Oh, my!
A white blouse, with a red jumpsuit!
Miss Hanako's genuine, orthodox style!
lt looks like the buttons on her blouse will burst any minute!
l wanna stop and look!!
She's topped Yamiko's score!
She's creaming you, right off the bat!
The REAL contest's just starting!
And now, the start of the competition!
The signal, Chairman!
Ready, go!
First, is a softball contest!
They'll go after Red Mantle's whopping 300 hits!
l'll show no mercy!
Oh, look at them now!!
Gracias! Thank you! Merci! Dankeschoen! Domo!
Points for sex appeal have soared for both competitors!
Here goes!
Wonderful!!
Fantasti-credible!
l agree!
My opinion of girl's softball has changed completely!
Last one!
Both make the catch, at the same time!
Next, the basketball competition!
Both competitors head for the gym!
Oh, yeah! Another pair of incredible uniforms!
Camera man! Give us an extra pan up, on the house!
Gotcha!
Dodging the Giant's defense...
...they need 30 dunk shots, to finish!
A good start, with both competitors scoring a basket!
Oh, what's up with Yamiko? She's dropped the ball!
Meanwhile, Hanako has scored her 30th basket!
On to the next area, the pool!
Damn!
Yamiko's just finished, but she's fallen far behind!
And here's the pool!
Oh, help me!
Hanako dives in, wearing a very stunning swim suit!
Here's Yamiko, arriving late!
But she's wearing just a standard school swim suit!
How odd!
Just watch what l pull out of my hat.
Huh?
What's this?!
Oh, pinch me! Yamiko's swim suit has dissolved!
No! She wasn't wearing a swim suit, to begin with!
She just had on body paint!
Sexy!!
All right, Yamiko is catching up!
A dauntless strategy, killing two birds with one stone!
Drastically increasing her sex appeal points...
...and speeding her up, by decreasing her water resistance!
And they both finish at the same time!
Whoah!
Look alive, camera man!!
Get a close-up!
Haruo and Bones run to the pool side!
-Aah! My guts! -l tripped!
Look at Bones go! He hasn't let go of the camera!
She's leaving!
l got it!
Wow! There it is!
A clear shot of Yamiko's cleavage!
Excuse me, that's my butt...
Ladies and gentlemen, the staff offers our deepest apologies.
Wow! Hanako and Yamiko are back on stage in their first outfits!
Take a good look, and blast the grime from your eyeballs!
That's good, no doubt about it!
Yamiko has completely caught up!
And she's taken a big lead in the sex appeal category!
The only thing left is a scholarly test!
Each of the competitors will answer the other's questions...
... 1 00 in all.
Ooh, this looks hard.
They're all university entrance exam questions.
Wonder if you'll figure them out?
Huh? But l wrote out grade school questions for you...
Aren't you the fool?!
Grade school questions?!!
That's it! l'm gonna win, for sure!
"What drink does a turtle always carry with him?"
What a ridiculously simple riddle!
Will this clinch it?
A turtle...
A turtle can't carry a drink around with him!!
lt doesn't have any hands!! They're all feet!
How's it gonna carry a drink around?! This is STUPlD!!
Hello? This is a riddle, here...
A riddle?! What's a riddle?
No way!!
W-What? What is it...?
What's the drink a turtle always carries around...?
Uh, all of THESE people know the answer...!
W-What's that?!
Finished.
All right! l'll announce the results!
Sex appeal: 768 to 534, for Yamiko.
Physical Strength: a tie, at 887 points.
lntellect: 1 000 to 0, for Hanako.
And the total is...
...2,42 1 to 1 ,65 5!
Miss Hanako is the winner!
Hanako! You did it! Hooray for Hanako!
l...l lost again...!
That can't be...! lmpossible!
ln that case...!
l'll bury this boy AND Hanako!
Ah! Why are you coming to me?!
Say your prayers, Hanako!
lf you value his life, then get over here, nice and quiet!
Can't you hear me, or something?!
Hanako! l'll stab him! Hanako! Hey!!
Ow!
Stab him, then. lf you can.
Hey, what are you saying?!!
Then l WlLL!
-See?! See?! -Ow! Ow!
But keep in mind you'll distance your followers.
What?!
R-Reiko!
Michiko!
Get with it, and capture Hanako!
M-Mistress Yamiko...
The competition is over.
What?!
What's going on? Huh? What is it?!
Yamiko?
Do you understand now, why your names were forgotten?
You hurt the students too much.
lf you hurt students, they'll become afraid.
Frightened people stay away.
And that's how people gradually came to forget you.
Yamiko!
You and your minions thought of nothing but yourselves!
You haven't used your hearts!
Hearts...?
Yes! The heart to care about others!
l'm talking about "love!"
Love?
Michiko. Reiko. Let's go.
Mistress Yamiko!
Yamiko.
This doesn't mean l've given up!
l'll seize the throne of the school spirit princess one day!
You won't beat me.
Three!
Two!
One!
-Are you all dead out there?!
-Here, Mistress Yamiko. -Are you all dead out there?!
Sexy!
This is the easiest way...
... to rank, and get your name known on this show!
But...it's love!
l've gotta put my love into it!
But isn't that a little too much love, Mistress Yamiko?!
You can't learn about love in a day!!
But won't your popularity...
...drop again?!
lced coffee, Nino!!
Huh? Where'd he get off to?
Probably ran away from your bossing around!
What's that?!
Stop that, you two!
Seems that 1 ,000 Ninomiya Sontoku statues were stolen!
1 ,000?! What would someone do with all those?!
1 ,000 Ninomiya Sontoku statues?! Could that boy have...
"That boy...?!"
Next time, on Haunted Junction Episode 7.
Farewell, Sontoku. Come again, naiveté!
Welcome!
That boy's name is...!!
Oops, out of time.
The Popular Maidens, Hanako and Yamiko
The School Spirits' Top Ten!
The Saito Group
Yamiko was here
Letter of Challenge
Holy Student Council
Haunted Junction
Yamiko: sex appeal: 73
Hanako: sex appeal: 1 08
Hanako: 1 1 5 Yamiko: 93
Hanako Yamiko
The School Spirit's Top Ten: Toilet Yamiko
The School Spirits' Top Ten: Toilet Yamiko
Farewell, Sontoku. Come again, naiveté!